Consider the bizarre events of the 1962 outbreak of contagious laughter in Tanganyika. What began as an isolated fit of laughter (and sometimes crying) in a group of 12- to 18-year-old schoolgirls rapidly rose to epidemic proportions. Contagious laughter propagated from one individual to the next, eventually infecting adjacent communities. The epidemic was so severe that it required the closing of schools. It lasted for six months.
What would the visitor make of the large bipedal animals emitting paroxysms of sound from a toothy vent in their faces?
If the sounds between laugh notes are edited out of a tape recording--leaving the notes separated by intervals of silence--a laugh still sounds normal. The internote time interval carries information, but the internote expiratory sounds do not. If the notes are removed from a recording and the gaps between intervals are closed, all that remains of laughter is a long, breathy sigh.
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'It has recently come to my attention,' said Plucky Purcell,
'that Charles IV(Charles the Bland) once said that life is
a pickle factory. I cannot accept that, as I find it
impossible to determine whether life is sweet or sour.' 'Perhaps,' said Amanda, purring as Purcell nibbled her tattoos, 'you would prefer the words of Ba Ba of Bow Wow who claims that life is a fortune cookie in which someone forgot to put the fortune.' Tom Robbins
"Her hair was totally Indian Woolworth perfume clerk.
You know - sweet but dumb - she'll marry her way out of
the trailer park some day soon. But the dress was early '60s
aeroflot stewardess - you know - that really sad blue the Russians
used before they all started wanting to buy Sonys and having Guy Laroche design their Politburo caps.
And such make-up!
Perfect '70s Mary Quant, with these little PVC floral applique earrings that looked like antiskid bathtub stickers from a gay Hollywood tub circa 1956. She really caught the sadness - she was the hippest person there. Totally."
Insect swarming inspires jazz software
Jazz musicians who enjoy freeform improvisation may soon be using computer software to accompany themselves. A team at University College London has written a program that mimics insect swarming to "fly around" the sequence of notes the musician is playing and improvise a related tune of its own.
Ode to Saint Urho
by Gene McCavic and Richard Mattson
Ooksi kooksi coolama vee
He reely tolt tose pugs of kreen
He kot tall and trong from feelia sour
So let's give a cheer in hower pest vay
Humpty Dumpty had a bad summer,
...on the island of Yap, in the Pacific, money had long been in the form of giant stone wheels, and most property had been land or fishing rights. Neither the land nor the fish moved, and the money was too heavy to move in normal circumstances; only the information moved. By 2028, the rest of the world has caught up with Yap.
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